March 16, 2004

Culinary illiteracy

Our cafeteria is advertising "vegetarian beef soup" today. I'm quite certain that this does not mean unBeef bouillon or some other substitute.

I went to the salad bar.

Posted by Mark at March 16, 2004 11:58 AM
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It means it contains only vegetarian cows, as opposed to, you know, the kind prone to prions.

Posted by: yukino at March 16, 2004 12:42 PM

Is there ever such a distinction made, or are you just pulling my leg?

Posted by: Mark at March 16, 2004 01:55 PM

The distinction is certainly made by some people, but I can almost guarantee you that it's not what your cafeteria had in mind. Maybe they meant vegetable beef soup?

Posted by: Susan at March 16, 2004 02:52 PM

Maybe they meant the soup contained vegetarians.

Posted by: Karen at March 16, 2004 03:44 PM

Maybe they meant vegetable beef soup?

Yes, that's what I assumed he meant.

Posted by: Mark at March 16, 2004 06:56 PM

Coming tomorrow:

"A Little Bit Pregnant Soup"

Posted by: Bondgirl at March 16, 2004 09:51 PM

I once witnessed a cafeteria confrontation over a vegetarian soup that appeared to have been made with some sort of meat stock. The chef, it turned out, was sort of defiantly proud that his honest-to-meatless soup had successfully created the illusion of animal products. With that goal in mind, "vegetarian beef soup" doesn't seem so unlikely. "It's almost as good as real beef soup!"

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